Full disclosure: We are dumb and not actually food critics lol.
BTW all prices are in approximate American dollars.
Literally just a whole sweet potato: $3
Critic #1: Simple elegance.
Critic #2: Understated but satisfying!!!
Boiled fish paste: $2
Critic #1: Very popular and great value. A people's favorite!
Critic #2: Liked by many. Not me!
Cheese buttered baked scallops: $10
Critic #1: Huge fan just because of the shell. Who doesn't love a shell?!
Critic #2: Not for me, but I saw someone else that was enjoying it!
Steak and sprouts: $7
Critic #1: Picture does not do this delicious meal justice (no offense to the photographer AKA Critic #2). This was a delight. A sprouty, steaky delight!
Critic #2: OOooh la la. The memories I have from this tasting will last with me forever. A perfect meal.
Croissant Taiyaki: $3
Critic #1: CUTE and DELICIOUS.
Critic #2: Like a sweet potato pie but shaped like a fish, so more fun.
Chips on a stick: $4
Critic #1: Chips…on…a…stick. Genius.
Critic #2: Everything is better on a stick!
Honey butter garlic shrimp: $6
Critic #1: Deliciously crispy. Dangerously addictive. That should be the slogan.
Critic #2: Honey! Butter! Garlic! Three of my favorite things!
Oreo churro: $3.50
Critic #1: If you like Oreos and if you like churros then you will like these.
Critic #2: A work of art!!!!!!
Waffles with cream cheese: $1.50
Critic #1: Not as good as it looks. It would be better fresh. A disappointment to waffle enthusiasts everywhere.
Critic #2: Unfortunately the blueberry cream cheese waffle that was given to us was lukewarm. I like a hot waffle.
Banana/strawberry/nutella crepe: $6
Critic #1: Crepe shnape! You've had one, you've had 'em all!
Critic #2: A broken record.
Strawberries in a cup and single chocolate covered strawberries: $3 and $1
Critic #1: Never seen a single strawberry on a stick before! At first I thought this was problematic, but then I realized that it's a big ole' strawberry and then I was happy again.
Critic #2: Simple and straight to the point. Nice option if you like chocolate covered strawberries!
Roast lobster tail with cheese: $15
Critic #1: Cute AND delicious (because of the shell).
Critic #2: I recommend this dish because the shell is used as the serving plate an that is called sustainability.
Fried sweet potatoes: $3 per cup
Critic #1: Very sweet, but they could have been warmer.
Critic #2: I had high expectations! But unfortunately the layer of honey around the sweet potatoes was too chewy and also they were too cold. Sad because I love potatoes!
Squid something or other: $7
Critic #1: Calamari lovers would…love.
Critic #2: No thank you, but thank you!
Strawberry wrapped in mochi: $3.50
Critic #1: Excellent mochi. Excellent chocolate filling. Very fresh strawberry. Yes, please.
Critic #2: One of my top five favorite fruits wrapped in mochi? A winning combo!!!